The Most Annoying People Online? Your Friends

The Most Annoying People Online? Your Friends

If my friends read this they’re going to kill me… because I point these out to them sometimes. It’s all in good fun! Everyone is guilty of doing at least one of these, and if you’re really talented then you can pull off two or three at one time. What am I talking about?

The Facebook Status.

Here is a list:

1. The Quote Dude: Okay, I recognize myself in this. That’s why it’s first. Everyone loves a killer lyric or memorable quote, especially if it has some sort of sentimental meaning to the poster, but reading long drabble of dead people and the chorus of a bad Lady Gaga song doesn’t make you look any cooler or smarter. And who am I kidding… all Lady Gaga songs are pretty horrible. Just my opinion.

2. The Popular One: Not so bad on Facebook, but sign onto the disappearing Myspace and this is all you see. Little girls (and guys) who just want attention. You want me to go comment the picture of you in the skimpy cheerleading garb flashing hand signs with your tongue hanging out? Two things: You look like an idiot and you need to get a life.

3. The Model: This kind of ties in with # 2. So you’re somewhat attractive and your mini digital camera loves your face. This doesn’t mean you should plaster 841,654 pictures of yourself in your album with puckered lips, hand signs, no shirt, and your new aviators you got off of eBay. You’re on Facebook. I know you. I see you way too much. If I start having nightmares about the shape of your nose I’m going to shoot myself. Seriously.

4. The Jesus Lover: Don’t get me wrong, I’m sincerely happy that you have faith in something, but updating your status with only biblical quotes and “I love Jesus” phrases makes you look like a mindless zombie. “Oh no, I broke a nail but it’s okay because Jesus has a plan for everything. Go Jesus!”

5. The Angry One: Damn it, your best friend hit on your boyfriend again so you decide to finally take action. Let your fingertips fly! Let everyone see how pissed you are with your CAPS, extensive curse words, and racial slurs until everyone sees just how much of a backstabber your ex friend is. Take that you meanie you!

6. The Need You To Know Every Five Minutes One: I couldn’t think of a better title for this one. So you’re about to play some Modern Warfare 2 online. Sweet! Maybe I’ll join, but unless you’re actually in a movie where the action never ceases, I don’t want to know what you’re doing every five minutes. Walking the dog and taking a bathroom break are some events I relatively don’t care about. Now if the dog magically dons a cape and tells you ‘there’s nothing to fear’ or a blue alien leaps from the murky depths of the toilet then type away, my friend!

7. The Novelist: Just like # 6 but longer. So you’re going to a huge MMA fight tomorrow. That’s awesome! But if that’s the only amazingly interesting thing happening, then why must you add everything else? “OMG going to the mall tomorrow to get a book I’ve never read signed by that Twilight chick! But now I’m sipping a latte, watching Oprah, and wishing that tomorrow would come faster. Txt me!” …No I will not text you.

8. The Cryptic One: “Going out with a certain guy tonight!’ Oh your mysteriousness baffles me… even though just an hour earlier you called me and told me everything you were doing tonight with Johnny boy down the street. Including how cute he is, what cologne he wears, and how expensive his shirt is. Have fun tonight with that certain someone at a certain place during a certain time. While you’re at it make sure you wear a certain pair of shoes because it’s cold.

9. The One Who Types Black: Dis iz Mizz G’Money Fabulous ‘ere wid dis ‘portant message. I writ3 wid #s. If you’re white you probably can’t decipher the intricate codes typed by these people. The only reason you might be able to read the first part of this is because I’m white and I didn’t do it right. Everyone has at least one of these people. Don’t lie. I’m a writer… reading that junk makes my brain spin.

10. The Depressed One: Everyone has bad days and everyone loves getting some sympathy from a caring friend, but most people don’t care THAT much. Especially if all of your updates are depressing. So your boyfriend canceled on you, your cable screwed up just seconds before the new episode of ‘I’m a Rich Bitch On Drugs Pt.1,’ and you have cramps. It happens. I’m sorry, but get over it.

11: The One Who Will Never Find Love: This one is last because this is the one that irritates me the most. So your girlfriend dumped you after two weeks and now you’re truly convinced that you will never find love. You rant about how much life sucks, how you want to die, how much love you gave that special girl during those everlasting two weeks, how all girls MUST be the same, and how much you fail because you’re such a nice guy. I just puked. Now because of you’re status I will officially become # 10. “Tears bleed down my cheeks as my heart breaks.”

Agree or disagree about any of these things? Have more to add? Well then tell me what you think!

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Twilight: Eclipse, aka the pretentiously titled The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, is the third movie in what will be a five film series (the final book, Breaking Dawn, will be split into two movies in order to milk the cash cow as much as possible before it’s all over). I was fairly forgiving with my review of the first film, found the second one to be pretty awful, but found this one to almost, sorta be a good movie.

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For those of you who aren’t familiar with David Slade, he’s the guy who directed a real vampire movie called 30 days of Night. While not the greatest vampire flick ever, it had an interesting concept, vampires that were actually scary and plenty of gore that one would expect when humans encounter ravenous vampires not concerned about blending in to society. So when it was announced he would be directing this film, horror fans were a bit intrigued (if confused) by his decision to tackle this franchise.

The opening scene of the film is a definite departure from the previous two, taking place late at night on the rain-soaked streets of Seattle. A young man is being stalked by something dark and fast, and when he’s finally attacked, he lays writhing on the ground letting out a horrific scream. It’s a pleasant change from the first two films.

Sadly, from there we cut directly to Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Bella (Kristen Stewart) once AGAIN lazing about in an open field of pretty flowers (it gave me flashbacks to Anakin and Padme). And yes, Edward “sparkles” here. Thankfully we pretty much get most of the “sparkle” thing out of the way right here. Bella is still bugging Edward to make her a vampire and he’s finally decided to agree — IF she marries him. She is hesitant about marrying him for some reason, while having no problem joining the ranks of the undead.

Bella’s father (Billy Burke, the most enjoyable aspect of the series to date) is concerned that she is spending all her time with Edward and has no life, even ignoring her friends. He pushes her to see Jacob (Taylor Lautner), with whom she hasn’t spoken in quite a while due to their falling out in the previous film.

Meanwhile, something fishy is going on in Seattle, with many people going missing and others being murdered. The authorities don’t know if it’s gang related or the work of some very busy serial killer. It turns out that vampire-chick Victoria (whose lover was killed by the Cullens) is bent on revenge, and is building a “Newborn” vampire army. Newborns are freshly created vampires, and they are much stronger and savage than vampires who’ve been around for a while. It seems the first two months as a vampire makes you crazy, super-strong (more than usual) and reckless. The Volturi (led by Dakota Fanning) seem to either have a hand in this, or are just letting it happen despite the risk of bringing vampires to light (so to speak).

It’s in this film that the love triangle between Edward, Bella and Jacob comes to a head, with Jacob trying a last ditch effort to when her over. It seems that part of his strategy is to appear in every scene in the film shirtless… Despite the fact that Bella has feelings for him, her feelings for Edward are stronger and much complication ensues.

Eventually the werewolves and the vampires must work together if they are to protect Bella from Victoria and her army of Newborns, despite their generations-deep hatred and distrust of each other.

So… we still have the huge, core problems with the story. WHY is Edward Cullen, a vampire who’s been alive for over 100 years, so insanely in love with this morose, uninteresting teenage girl who’s experienced nothing much in life? Not only does that give him the number one “creepy old guy” award (think about it — he looks young but the guy’s been around for 100+ years), but given his character and background as given in this film, you’d expect him to go for a sophisticated, worldly woman, perhaps in her early 30s.

Jacob, being a teen himself and having known Bella his whole life, I can see being attracted to her. But speaking of Jacob, if Lautner didn’t have his personal trainer’s results going for him, there’d be nothing to the poor guy in this movie. His acting is so weak I feel sorry for the guy. Of course it’s kind of a good match for Stewart I suppose. Pattinson was OK, I guess, but it’s easy to be intense when you just furrow your brow in every scene.

Oh, and those guys in the Wolf Pack? Yeah, they still need to either hit the gym a little harder or cut down on the carbs.

I didn’t like the handheld camera during scenes where it was just actors talking — SO sick of that… like the cameraman has had too many beers and we’re experiencing his overly high blood alcohol level. Then there was also this really weird thing where when one of the newborns was killed or had a body part chopped off, the stump looked like it was crystallized stone or something. Bizarre and a cheap way to include lots of vampire/werewolf mayhem but avoid the blood that would freak out the teen girls who will show up in droves for this.

Oh, and there were so many close ups of so many different people making out that at one point a scene from The Princess Bride where a young Fred Savage questions his grandpa Peter Falk came to mind… “Is this a kissing book?”

On the other hand, David Slade actually raises the bar as much as he can given the material here. The visual effects are FAR better than in the previous two films (although we still have the “confetti pants” effect when there’s a transformation into a werewolf). The wolves look better and more real, and scenes with the vampires running at high speed, leaping, etc. are also vastly improved. Also much better are the action/battle sequences in the film.

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Also interesting was some of the background on both individual characters in the film (going back to the civil war) as well as the history and origins of the bad blood between the vampires and werewolves. As mentioned above, Billy Burke brings some pleasantness to the screen every time he appears. Another unexpected but pleasant touch were a few moments of self-deprecating humor which I didn’t expect and actually got a laugh out of me.

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It is becoming a hot topic of debate nowadays, that why one should give preference to subscription sites only, to watch movies online? But before going through this blazing topic let’s take a glance at the reason of becoming internet the most popular medium for accessing movies online.

Today we are by the grace of god living in the 21st century where everything is directed on the command of various technologies. From manufacturing needle to reaching moon miracle of the exemplify technologies can be seen. Internet is one among the prominent example of such marvelous technology.

 

It won’t be wrong to say that web has shrunk the world to the size of your computer screen. From official task to shopping everything can be done on it through couple of clicks only. This is the reason why fans running their fingers on keyboard to watch Twilight Saga: Eclipse Online.

 

Talking about the Twilight Saga a little bit, it is the fantasy movie which hit the theatres lately and won the hearts of bazillions fans through its awesome theme and out of the world 3D graphics. Though, the whole movie has indulged into the color of fantasy, but it seems like no more than a reality portrayed in the form of movie.

 

The characters shown in the movie are simply out of the world. If you take look at the movie briefly you will get to know that each character of it has its own significance. Also the emotions shown between an ordinary girl and the 119 years old vampire made several fans cried at the moment. This is the reason why they are dying to watch Twilight Saga.

 

Talking about the subscription sites, these are the best option for movie buffs to get access through their darling movies. Unless non subscription sites, these sites are always keep you in the safest angle to stay safe from the internet threats. There you can get the entire movie stuff with expensive DVD quality at cheaper cost.

 

These fun portals are running their movie store under the direction of highly trained staff. They are dedicated to deliver you the best of the quality you deserve. There you can watch Twilight Saga: Eclipse Movie online with the speed same as that of light. Which means you will get the buffered data on your screen in just no time.

 

Most of the fans often get bad quality picture and sound when they click on a link which claims to deliver them the movie laced with DVD quality. But when it comes to the subscription sites, quality is the first priority they deal in. So, go for subscription now.

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The Twilight Eclipse Movie is yet another story in the series of Twilight movies. The Twilight Eclipse Movie is expected to rule the MTV Movie Awards this year as well. The three main artists of Twilight Eclipse Movie will also appear on this much awaited show. Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be there to show a clip form Twilight Eclipse Movie. The three stars of Twilight Eclipse Movie that is, Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner are expected to rule the show just as they did last year. This year, the Twilight Eclipse Movie will attract people and rule the award show due to its vampires and werewolves. The movie is set to hit the theatres on June 30, 2010.

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The three protagonists of Twilight Eclipse Movie have multiple nominations. Stewart is nominated for the Best Female Performance while other two stars of Twilight Eclipse Movie will compete with each other for Best Male Performance. The Twilight Eclipse Movie is nominated for five categories in the current year award function. One of the categories that the movie is nominated for is the Best Movie. The Twilight Eclipse Movie will compete against Alice in Wonderland, The Hangover, and Avatar. Avatar has recorded the highest gross collection in recent years. Close to Avatar in terms of gross earnings this year are Harry Potter and Half-Blood Prince.

The story of Twilight Eclipse Movie revolves around the mysterious sequences and killings taking place in Seattle. Edward left Bella sometime back and in his absence she makes friends with Jacob. When Edward returns, she tries her best to make them friends but in vain. Bella Swan is forced to make a choice between her true love for Edward the vampire and her friendship with the werewolf Jacob Black. The war between the vampires and werewolves continues and evil vampire still continues their revenge with werewolves. Bella, played by Stewart, also has another choice that is between mortality and immortality. Edward, played by Pattinson and Jacob played by Lautner study with Bella. Bella is aware that her choice between the two, her love and friendship carries the potential of igniting a war between them. With her graduation soon approaching, she is forced to make a choice. It is the biggest decision of her life that will change her world forever. The Twilight Eclipse Movie begins with a choice that Bella has to make and ends with her making the final choice of being an immortal.

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You can watch Twilight Eclipse Movie at home by downloading it for free from various websites. There are numerous websites that allows free download of Twilight Eclipse Movie for free. You can also read the reviews posted by people before watching the Twilight Eclipse Movie.

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