For Twilight Lovers and Haters

September 30, 2010 by  
Filed under Twilight Characters

For Twilight Lovers and Haters

1) you take personal offence when someone even casually insults Edward or any of the other cullens. 
2) you begin a search for your own edward. 
3) vampires become your fantasy *scoffs* 
4) you consider the Twilight series as wonderful literature. 
5) you’ve convinced all your friends to read the books. 
6) fairy tales become believable again . 
7) you secretly wish that an edward would come and bite your neck so that you can become a vampire yourself. 
8) “edward cullen” becomes your type. 
9) you start to believe in chivalrous men..( like thats ever going to happen ) 
10) no matches up to mr cullens standards. 
11) you want to name your children/pets after twilight characters. 
12) you’ve fantasized about headboard breaking sex eve so often !! 
13) you will read other books by stephanie myer hoping they’ll be just as *ahem* brilliant as twilight. 
14) you consider those who havent read the book to be missing out on something great in life..*as if* 
15) enough said. 

twilight haters…feel free to add.. 
no offence meant to any of you edward lovers.. i respect your fictional fickle choice..

 

 

Praneet Arora is a freelance Poet | Artist | S/W Developer | Security & Research Analyst | White Hat Hacker, presently working with various organisations and firms. He started with artistry, when he was only 7 years of age, and became a professional by the age of 13. His works of art and poetry reveal an extra-ordinarily deep and experienced mind of a thoughtful person. He is a CEH and SEO, who has written articles for many reputed firms and has a valuable experience of developing numerous projects with various reputed organizations like Bharat Electronic Limited, HCL, Accenture, BAOS, UI, NIC & Humrahi.

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